And I'm replacing it with a better one. I'm going to order this umbrella with next months allowance. I'm going to treat it with the most tender care. No more sexy hip shimmying while umbrella twirling. Although it is sexy, you never can be too careful. Also, if it doesn't rain before then, I wont really have to learn my lesson that I should have for not being careful with my former umbrella (may she rest in peace).

I have gone through two umbrella posts without mentioning Rihanna once.